The Kingdom of DA JUAN PIECE is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 210 million Juanxians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 22.2%.

The strong Juanxian economy, worth 9.89 trillion PIECES a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 47,102 PIECES, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Tough diplomacy is often best handled with a nutcracker, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', and skateparks can be found in every city. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DA JUAN PIECE's national animal is the MONKEY, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

DA JUAN PIECE is ranked 139,772^nd in the world and 2,816^th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Food Quality, scoring 16.67 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.